Pure Awesomosity with Jordamus Prime

SALSA. OREOS. LETS DO THIS.

Can we all just take a second to talk about how Lockdown is just the grown up version of that thing from ‘Star Kid’? 

#Lockdown #StarKid #Transformers #Transformers4 #AgeOfExtinction #TransformersAgeOfExtinction

Can we all just take a second to talk about how Lockdown is just the grown up version of that thing from ‘Star Kid’?

#Lockdown #StarKid #Transformers #Transformers4 #AgeOfExtinction #TransformersAgeOfExtinction

Fuckkkk yesssss! This is how I’ll be spending my evening tonight. 

#MovieMonday #TheTrocadero #Trocadero #WhoFramedRogerRabbit #RogerRabbit

Fuckkkk yesssss! This is how I’ll be spending my evening tonight.

#MovieMonday #TheTrocadero #Trocadero #WhoFramedRogerRabbit #RogerRabbit

Just got legally ordained online so that I can officiate my best friends wedding in September! 

Carl, our other friend Chris, and I have been best friends for over a decade, and don’t take that lightly. So as we marry off, we each get to be best man once, and officiate once. It makes the most sense to support each other as much as we can in important matters like these! 

Super happy for him, dude found a serious keeper and I’ve never seen him happier with any other girl than he is with his fiance- well, OKAY, once. But that was his new born daughter :)

Just got legally ordained online so that I can officiate my best friends wedding in September!

Carl, our other friend Chris, and I have been best friends for over a decade, and don’t take that lightly. So as we marry off, we each get to be best man once, and officiate once. It makes the most sense to support each other as much as we can in important matters like these!

Super happy for him, dude found a serious keeper and I’ve never seen him happier with any other girl than he is with his fiance- well, OKAY, once. But that was his new born daughter :)

So I’m watching “Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge”, when I suddenly noticed what is arguably the most RACISTLY hilarious breakfast cereal on the table in the film. ‘Fu Man Chews’. SERIOUSLY?! Hahahahaha 

#NightmareOnElmStreet2 #FreddysRevenge #FreddyKrueger #NightmareOnElmStreet #ElmStreet #FuManChu #FuManChews #DatsRacist #Racism #Racist #BreakfastOfChampions #BreakFastOfRacists

So I’m watching “Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge”, when I suddenly noticed what is arguably the most RACISTLY hilarious breakfast cereal on the table in the film. ‘Fu Man Chews’. SERIOUSLY?! Hahahahaha

#NightmareOnElmStreet2 #FreddysRevenge #FreddyKrueger #NightmareOnElmStreet #ElmStreet #FuManChu #FuManChews #DatsRacist #Racism #Racist #BreakfastOfChampions #BreakFastOfRacists

In case anyone was in need of some love, Stripe has some.

spektrmodule:

I reinstalled the Tumblr app just to inform everyone of this synopsis.  Please read moon knight

spektrmodule:

I reinstalled the Tumblr app just to inform everyone of this synopsis. Please read moon knight

I’m Back!

Well, Maybe. For now anyway. I haven’t done the whole Tumblr thing in a while and kinda missed it. Mostly hoping the app works better than it did the last time I tried to use it. Either way, Haiiii

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

lol, nope. #Nope #LeonardoDiCaprio #NoneForYou #NoOscarForYou #TheOscars #Oscars #Leo

lol, nope. #Nope #LeonardoDiCaprio #NoneForYou #NoOscarForYou #TheOscars #Oscars #Leo

Yep. #TheLionKing #Hamlet #Nazis #Truth #DidYouKnow #EltonJohn #Disney #DisneyMovies

Yep. #TheLionKing #Hamlet #Nazis #Truth #DidYouKnow #EltonJohn #Disney #DisneyMovies

Hacked :/

So apparently my Tumblr was hacked, if you received a message from me in the last few days please delete it and DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS!!!

#FACT - Humans suck at being cats. #Cats #HumansSuck #WelcomeToTheInternet #Tumblr #Catstagram

#FACT - Humans suck at being cats. #Cats #HumansSuck #WelcomeToTheInternet #Tumblr #Catstagram

Oh god… Teabagging while wearing a swimsuit made of Teabags. #GISHWHES #GISHWHES2013 #TeaBags #Tea